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Postby SiouxCitySavages » Sat Jan 04, 2003 5:04 pm

what do i win for that....hahaha
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Postby SiouxCitySavages » Sat Jan 04, 2003 5:09 pm

Let's agree on this.....NO MORE REDNECK jokes....hahhha....please
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Postby SiouxCitySavages » Sat Jan 04, 2003 5:25 pm

What do you call 32 Cleveland Browns fans in one room?

A full set of teeth
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Sat Jan 04, 2003 6:34 pm

What do you do if a Steelers fan throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Postby Guttpuppy » Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:34 am

Thank God that's over with.
Hahahahahhahaha,had to read'em again...good run guys. ;-D
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Postby SiouxCitySavages » Sun Jan 05, 2003 10:53 am

Yup, that was fun.....But, NOW it's time to GET IT ON!!!!!

WOOOHOOO ....... Here we go Steelers, here we go (clap, clap) Here we go Steelers, here we go (clap, clap)
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Postby Homeless » Sun Jan 05, 2003 11:29 am

Awww, its over :~( you should have gone on til the game starts.

Your home has more miles on it than your car


This one made me bust up.
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Postby slowkidz » Sun Jan 05, 2003 12:35 pm

Ok Homey...One more just for you!!!

Application To Become A Pittsburgh Steelers Fan

Name ___________________________
CB Handle _______________________

Neck Shade:
_____ Light Red
_____ Medium Red
_____ Dark Red

Number of Teeth in exposed full grin: (Neither can exceed 3)
Upper _____
Lower _____

Mobile Home Color:
_____ Two-Tone, Brown and White
_____ Two-Tone, Pink and White
_____ Faded Green

Model of Pickup Truck:____________________
Size of Tires: ______________________
Length of Right Leg: ________________
Length of Left Leg ________________

Note: To be accepted, you must be honest, and you must be able to check at least 20 items from the questions below. Note that good Steeler fans can sometimes check many answers for some of the questions.

I am in love with:
___ My Right Hand
___ My Left Hand
___ Both Hands
My favorite music is:
___ Country
___ Western
___ Anything played on an accordion
My favorite meal is:
___ Head Cheese and Old Milwaukee
___ Keilbasa & Old Milwaukee
___ Cheese Curd & Old Milwaukee
___ Pickled Pigs' Feet
___ 7 Courses: Brat & Six-Pack
___ $5.99 Fish Fry
Preferred Weapon:
___ 12 Guage
___ Tire Iron
___ Forehead
___ Chain Saw
Primary Auto:
___ '67 Ford Galaxy
___ '67 Ford Galaxy with Transmission
___ '67 Ford Galaxy with '73 Chevy Impala Transmission
___ '67 Ford Galaxy with '73 Chevy Impala Transmission and '71 Buick Wagon Engine
I usually greet people by saying:
___ Ya Hey Dere
___ Dem Steelers is playing like a bunch of Old Women
___ Dey should take da whole bunch a dem liberals and just linem up and shootem
I can count to:
___ 10
___ 20, if I take off my boots
___ 21, if I get neked
I am:
___ Gay
___ Just willing to learn
Favorite Reading:
___ Fishing Facts
___ Beer Bottle Labels
___ Guns and Ammo
___ Today's Mercenary
___ Polka Digest
Things in my front yard:
___ Various Kitchen Appliances
___ Car on Blocks
___ Transmissions
___ Deer hanging from tree limb (in-season)
___ Deer hanging from tree limb (out of season)
My favorite female in the world is:
___ My Sister
___ Mo Mother
___ Both, because my sister is my mother
I mostly wear:
___ Polyester pants with snags
___ Polyester pants with holes
___ Pittsburgh Steeler Belt Buckle
The most memorable event I ever attended:
___ Puxatauny Phil Look-a-like competition
___ Omega Outboard Motor Repair Finals
___ Pennsylvania Crew Cut Championships
___ Carp Queen Beauty Contest
___ Spread Eagle International proctologists Convention
My favorite entertainment is:
___ Deer hunting while drinking
___ Watching Green Acres reruns while drinking
___ Snowmobiling while drinking
Pick one:
___ Someone is helping me read this
___ Someone is reading this for me

(Sorry Suzie...u said no more redneck posts...I didn't! hahahaha!! ;-) )
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Postby SiouxCitySavages » Sun Jan 05, 2003 11:31 pm

Lets see....

Name...SiouxCity/ medium red/ 2 upper, 1 lower/ two-tone brown and white trailor/ Size of tires/ in love with both hands/ accordian music/ 7 courses of Brats and a six pack/ 12 guage/ 67 galaxy transmission/ ya hey dere/ i can count to 10/ i am a lesbian/ Today's mercenary/ kitchen appliances in front yard/ my sister (she was adopted so that makes it o.k.)/ mostly wear polyester pants with the steeler buckle/ attended Pa. Crew Cut Championship/ fav. activity is snowmobiling while drinking @ Guttpuppy read it for me....


So, do I pass
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Postby slowkidz » Wed Oct 01, 2003 11:55 am

in honor of this week's rivalry...I just had to bring it back up!!

Let's go brownies!! Time to take care of these lil yellow back sissies!!

;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D
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