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Postby Mercer Boy » Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:37 am

Who knew? Somehow I bet in the old days Saddam could give Kim Jong Il a good match.

Tokyo Times wrote:Due to the history between the two nations, and the more recent worries of nuclear weapons, you wont be surprised to know that Kim Jong-Il is a popular topic on Japanese TV. And with North Korea's illustrious leader celebrating his 62nd birthday just recently, the bouffanted one was treated to something akin to a TV special.

We were shown the usual pictures of mass celebrations, but more intriguing were a few biographical details that the presenter mentioned. Now we all know that Kim Jong-Il is prone to the occasional fib, but nobody is perfect. I think we've all been guilty of embellishing our CV now and again, or talking up a past performance.

Yet one so called fact was a little too hard to swallow. According to government sources, Kim Jong-Il's best round of golf was a mind boggling 34. That's 38-under-par. And in the same round he managed 5 hole-in-ones! If that wasn't enough, supposedly it was his first ever game too.

The thing is, if it is actually true, what on earth is he doing troubling himself with all the problems involved in running a poverty stricken country? With a talent like that, he could make an absolute fortune on the PGA Tour. He'd certainly give that young upstart Tiger Woods a run for his money.
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Postby Buckychudd » Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:42 am

God, what an megalomaniac.
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Postby Homeless » Tue Jun 29, 2004 8:10 am

Those poor people, to live with and in such ignorance is sad.
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Postby CKY_ROX » Tue Jun 29, 2004 8:40 am

hahah thats funny. he should be shiot
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Postby Flux » Tue Jun 29, 2004 8:41 am

was he playing putt-putt?
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Postby NittanyLions » Tue Jun 29, 2004 9:44 am

Man, this guy is a sick joke :-t
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Postby CC » Tue Jun 29, 2004 10:01 am

CKY_ROX wrote:hahah thats funny. he should be shiot


Wow, how did you go from laughing to wanting to kill someone?
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Postby terpfan » Tue Jun 29, 2004 11:23 am

Canadian_Cheesehead wrote:
CKY_ROX wrote:hahah thats funny. he should be shiot


Wow, how did you go from laughing to wanting to kill someone?

i noticed that too...

this guy is the next tiger woods!! ;-7

so you saw pti today too huh mercer? ;-)
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Postby Poobah » Tue Jun 29, 2004 11:29 am

Hey, you just don't know how long the course is... 200 yards, maybe?
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Postby cwebb » Tue Jun 29, 2004 2:31 pm

Maybe it was his first hole, and he managed to hit the ball five times total before giving up.
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