Here come the golf jokes:
Bob and Ted brought along their wives for a round of golf. Coming up to the Hole 4, Bob alerted Ted to one of the course's unusal hazards -
"Ted you're going to want to stick to the right of the fairway, if you slice it left there's a barn that could interfere with getting to the green in one shot."
"Gotcha, thanks!" replied Ted.
So Ted steps up and really lays into his drive...and wouldn't you know it ...plops up right behind the barn.
Bob pulls out an iron and lays comfertably up to the right of the barn, "Well I warned ya!"
Ted and his wife stroll up to the ball. Ted begins to mutter obscenities while he pulls out a wedge to pitch out back onto the fairway when his wife notices something...
"Honey look! This barn has two big doors on each side..why don't I just open both of them and you might be able to drive right through it!"
Ted thinks it's a fantastic idea, slams his wedge back in the back and hungrily reaches for his 3 wood.. "GREAT THINKING HONEY!"
His wife goes over and opens both sides of the barn, Ted eyes his shot and leans into his drive to keep it low...
*BANG* CLANK* THUNK*
All of a sudden he sees his wife crumple to the ground. His shot had careened off one of the rafters inside the barn and plunked his wife in the head. She now layed there dead...
Some years later Bob, his wife, Ted and his new wife went out golfing. Again they came to the infamous hole. They both tee off and AGAIN Ted lays up right behind the barn!
Bob looks over to Ted and says "Ted...are you going to warn your wife about this hole?"
Ted exclaims "OH YEAH...good idea...Umm...you're going to want to stay to the right on this fairway..I shot a 7 last time."
Only 3 leagues this year. No sense in rooting for everyone in the NFL.