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by **awwchrist** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 6:16 pm

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

by **Flockers** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 6:52 pm

I'm so confused? I didn't get that joke...

by **fntsyrookie** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:54 am

petey wrote:
fntsyrookie wrote:A priest and a rabbi are walking through a park when they both notice a couple of little boys playing on the swings.

The priest nudges the rabbi in the shoulder and says "Hey wanna go over there and f*** 'em?"

The rabbi says "F*** outta what?"

I don't get this at all.

Does anybody but get it?

by CC » Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:56 am

Well I sure don't.

by **Buckychudd** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:24 am

fntsyrookie wrote:
petey wrote:
fntsyrookie wrote:A priest and a rabbi are walking through a park when they both notice a couple of little boys playing on the swings.

The priest nudges the rabbi in the shoulder and says "Hey wanna go over there and f*** 'em?"

The rabbi says "F*** outta what?"

I don't get this at all.

Does anybody but get it?

Quick explanation.....

Catholic Priest says "F*** 'em" meaning he's a pedophile and wants to F*** them.

Rabbi takes "F*** 'em" as meaning ripping them off cause Jews are stereotyped as cheap SOBs....and is essentially asking what are they going to cheat them out of.

Understand now? O:-)

by **fntsyrookie** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:20 am

Buckychudd wrote:
fntsyrookie wrote:
petey wrote:
fntsyrookie wrote:A priest and a rabbi are walking through a park when they both notice a couple of little boys playing on the swings.

The priest nudges the rabbi in the shoulder and says "Hey wanna go over there and f*** 'em?"

The rabbi says "F*** outta what?"

I don't get this at all.

Does anybody but get it?

Quick explanation.....

Catholic Priest says "F*** 'em" meaning he's a pedophile and wants to F*** them.

Rabbi takes "F*** 'em" as meaning ripping them off cause Jews are stereotyped as cheap SOBs....and is essentially asking what are they going to cheat them out of.

Understand now?

Bucky and his angry nickel (I can see it now) hit the nail on the head.

by **Buckychudd** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:36 am

fntsyrookie wrote:Bucky and his angry nickel (I can see it now) hit the nail on the head.

Personally I think it's a hysterical joke.... :-D

Not sure why so many people didn't get it. :*)

And I ain't the only angry nickle around here. ;-7

by **Flockers** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 1:22 pm

by **Petey** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 6:17 pm

Buckychudd wrote:
fntsyrookie wrote:
petey wrote:
fntsyrookie wrote:A priest and a rabbi are walking through a park when they both notice a couple of little boys playing on the swings.

The priest nudges the rabbi in the shoulder and says "Hey wanna go over there and f*** 'em?"

The rabbi says "F*** outta what?"

I don't get this at all.

Does anybody but get it?

Quick explanation.....

Catholic Priest says "F*** 'em" meaning he's a pedophile and wants to F*** them.

Rabbi takes "F*** 'em" as meaning ripping them off cause Jews are stereotyped as cheap SOBs....and is essentially asking what are they going to cheat them out of.

Understand now?

I would have got it if he said "F*** them out of what?"

Not just F*** outta what. Got it, it's good.

by **irishdude103** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 6:58 pm

ok here's two

Dallas Cowboys
Q: Why do the Dallas Cowboys now play on dirt?
A: Because Leon Lett smoked all the grass and sniffed all the lines.

Jags and Bucs
If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

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