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Postby Canadian Seahawk » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:27 pm

Top Ten Reasons beer is better then women
10...You can have a beer in public.
9...When you go to a bar you can always pick up a beer
8...A beer won't get upset when you come home with beer on your breath.
7...You can enjoy a beer all month long.
6...A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
5...You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
4...You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
3...A beer is always wet.
2...A beer always goes down easy.
1...You can share a beer with your friends


Top Ten Blonde Inventions
10...The water-proof towel
9...Solar powered flashlight
8...Submarine screen door
7...A book on how to read
6...Inflatable dart board
5...A dictionary index
4...Ejector seat in a helicopter.
5...Powdered water
2...Pedal-powered wheel chair
1...Water-proof tea bag


Top Ten Funniest Email Adresses
10...Hellen Thomas Eatons (Duke University) - mailto:eatonsht@dku.edu
9...Martha Elizibeth Cummins (Fresno University) - mailto:cumminme@fu.edu
8...George David Blowmer (Drop Front Drawers & Cabinets Inc.) mailto:-blowmegd@dropdrawers.com
7...Mary Ellen Dickinson (Indiana University of Pennsylvania) mailto:-dickinme@iup.edu
6...Francis Kevin Kissinger (Las Verdes University) mailto:-kissinfk@lvu.edu
5...Barbara Joan Beeranger (Myplace Home decorating)- mailto:beeranbj@myplace.com
4...Amanda Sue Pickering (Purdue University) - mailto:aspicker@pu.edu
3...Ida Beatrice Ballinger (Ball State University) mailto:-ibballin@bsu.edu
2...Bradley Thomas Kissering (Brady Electrical, Northern Division,Overton Canada) - mailto:btkisser@bendover.com
1...Isabelle Haydon Adcock (Toys "R" Us) - mailto:ihadcock@tru.co



the rest are here
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Postby Flockers » Tue Jul 06, 2004 5:09 pm

Top Ten shortest books
10.... DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE
9.... DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
8.... EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
7.... EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
6.... ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen DeGeneres
5.... MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4.... SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the Sierra Club
3.... THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2.... MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson
1....MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton


LMAO! :-b
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Postby NittanyLions » Tue Jul 06, 2004 7:30 pm

Top Ten ways to tell your car sucks
10...People behind you change lanes to keep your oil off their windsheild
9...Tractor trailer drivers are afraid to pass you.
8...Opening your trunk includes finding a screwdriver.
7...Your driveway looks like an oil slick and the EPA cites you for it.
6...Your friends would rather walk or ride a bus to school or work than ride in it.
5...The motor is so loud you can't hear a dumptruck crash through a nitroglycerin factory.
4...You have ever had to leave it running for fear it might not start back up.
3...You have ever been chased down by a firetruck.
2...You refer to your car as beast, P.O.S. junker, or hooptee.
1...You have ever parked on the side of the road and someone stops and asks you if you are injured.


LOL the bold one was great! the italics got me too. Man those are good, nice find ;-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:59 pm

lol
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Postby FeArMeNtL » Tue Jul 06, 2004 10:38 pm

LMAO good find man. Always good to have a laugh.......power-peddled wheel chair lmfao.
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Postby TheHeat24 » Wed Jul 07, 2004 10:03 pm

damn those blonde ones are great ;-D
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Postby cwebb » Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:40 am



ah, yeah, she didn't reply so far...
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Postby fntsyrookie » Thu Jul 08, 2004 1:02 pm

cwebb wrote:


ah, yeah, she didn't reply so far...


LMAO!! Good luck. ;-D
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Postby Flockers » Thu Jul 08, 2004 1:25 pm

cwebb wrote:


ah, yeah, she didn't reply so far...


Ouch, I don't think she's intherested. :-b
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