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Postby nsulham » Tue Jul 20, 2004 5:48 pm

Don't be that guy who shys away from Priest Holmes because "his hip isn't healthy"

Don't be that guy who lets Fred Taylor slip to a savvy owner waiting to steal him because you think he's still "Fragile Freddy"
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Postby Azrael » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:12 pm

Rodge wrote:Don't be that guy who brings alcohol to the draft and ends up getting hammered and blowing the second have of the draft on drafting a bunch of no-names or retired players.


Actually feel free to be that guy in any of my money leagues.
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Postby KingNothing31685 » Tue Jul 20, 2004 10:30 pm

Don't be the guy who reads 80 of these things instead of writing my paper.
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Postby Sixxgunn » Tue Jul 20, 2004 10:31 pm

Dont be the guy that drafts straight from the fantasy magazine. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF WINNING DUDE[/quote]
;-D Love it...but an addition...

Don't be the guy who has never watched an entire football game,then comes to the draft and BORROWS someone else's magazine!
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Postby FourthandLong » Tue Jul 20, 2004 10:47 pm

don't be that guy who drafts cpepp, moss, and bennett cuz the vikes offense is about to explode
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Postby CC » Wed Jul 21, 2004 6:39 am

Don't be that guy who takes Kordell Stewart.

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Postby TwoTallBeers » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:24 am

QB: Manning, Brady
WR: K. Rob, Warrick, Morton, Troy Brown
RB: Lewis, Tomlinson, Barlow, Bettis, O. Smith
K: Longwell
TE: Itulia
DEF: Baltimore


How'd you get Lewis & LT? How many teams is your league 4?
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Postby houstonherdfan » Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:43 pm

Acme Rockets wrote:Don't be that guy who turns to me and asks for advice during the draft. You will find yourself taking Mike Alstott in the 3rd round. ;-D


Amen brother, but I would stear him more to Shannon Sharpe though.
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Postby Poobah » Wed Jul 21, 2004 2:11 pm

vbspurs wrote:Don't be That Guy who thinks everyone else in the league is a guy.

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Don't be that guy in this overwhelmingly male zone to hit on the ladies. So, Victoria, what's your sign? 8-o


Okay, seriously, don't be that guy who talks someone into joining your league, and then you and another owner give this person all your research on draft night and answer questions so that the person who was talked into joining the league in the first place drafts an awesome team, does almost nothing except change out players on bye weeks, and cruises to the title. Because That Guy (who shall remain anonymous) feels like an idiot for ever screwing with his team after draft day :~(
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Postby Heimholder » Wed Jul 21, 2004 2:23 pm

Don't be the guy who, after Ricky Williams is chosen in the first round, blurts out "Ha HA YOU SUCK YOU REALLY WANT INDY'S 4TH-STRINGER IN THE 1ST ROUND!! HA HA"

Don't be the guy who takes the full clock time for EVERY DAMN PICK!

DO be the guy that hums the jeopardy tune to make the above guy feel stupid and hurry up.

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