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Postby fntsyrookie » Wed Feb 05, 2003 3:04 pm

Ok. Not trying to start anything here. Just find this song really funny. Thought some of you might too.!! :-)

A little sing song to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it..."
>
> If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
> If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
> If the terrorists are frisky,
> Pakistan is looking shifty,
> North Korea is too risky,
> Bomb Iraq.
>
> If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
> If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
> So to hell with the inspections,
> Let's look tough for the elections,
> Close your mind and take directions,
> Bomb Iraq.
>
> It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
> Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
> They've got weapons we can't see,
> And that's good enough for me
> 'Cos it's all the proof I need
> Bomb Iraq.
>
> If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
> If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
> If you think Saddam's gone mad,
> With the weapons that he had,
> (And he tried to kill your dad),
> Bomb Iraq.
>
> If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
> If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
> If your politics are sleazy,
> And hiding that ain't easy,
> And your manhood's getting queasy,
> Bomb Iraq.
>
> Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
> For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
> Disagree? We'll call it treason,
> Let's make war not love this season,
> Even if we have no reason,
> Bomb Iraq.
>
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Postby Homeless » Wed Feb 05, 2003 3:07 pm

Thats an AWESOME tune. Funny yet in many respects deadly serious in the message it contains.
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Postby kashikis » Wed Feb 05, 2003 3:17 pm

is that Rush Limbaugh's theme song?
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Postby terpfan » Wed Feb 05, 2003 4:24 pm

cool little song... very catchy too actually ;-D
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Postby slowkidz » Wed Feb 05, 2003 4:33 pm

hehehe
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Wed Feb 05, 2003 5:14 pm

So...no matter what Bomb Iraq....sounds like what we are gona do anyway....turn them into a parking lot...just better get the job done right this time.
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Postby VIPER » Wed Feb 05, 2003 5:20 pm

Right on Dazed!! ;-D
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