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Postby slowkidz » Wed Feb 05, 2003 6:47 pm

I thought this fit in with the Bomb Iraq song....

WWIII

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III ."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart
ass, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Wed Feb 05, 2003 6:56 pm

LMAO!!! ;-D ;-D ....very true too!...Don't kill the blonde!!!!!
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Postby JayM09 » Wed Feb 05, 2003 6:57 pm

yep, very funny :-D
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Postby terpfan » Wed Feb 05, 2003 7:25 pm

hahaha, its funny cuz i can imagine bush saying that!!!
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Postby Homeless » Wed Feb 05, 2003 10:14 pm

haha, yeah, still funny the 100th time too ;-D
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Postby VIPER » Thu Feb 06, 2003 2:07 am

HAHAHA!! LMAO Slow, first time I had heard it!!
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