You know whats really sad, about 2 months ago I received a similar thing to Slwos post in my email and i tried to lick my elbow. Now the really sad thing is, I just tried it again, because I forgot about the first time.
Anyway, in the spirit of this post and trying to keep this a family oriented forum, I have another answer to a long asked question. I will give you the answer, you have to be old enough to work out the question.
Where does the word _ _ _ _ come from
Well in days of old, newly wed couples had to apply for a license from the king in order to consummate their marriage.
Once the license was granted a sign was hung on their door which read
Fornication Under Consent of King
So thats where that nice little wordy comes from. (No pun intended)