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Postby fntsyrookie » Thu Feb 06, 2003 2:26 pm

THINGY (thing-ee) n. For a female: Any part under a car's hood. For a male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
BUTT (but) n. Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes ''look bigger.'' Male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.


My favorites are Communicatin and Commitment. How true, how true ;-)
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Postby kashikis » Thu Feb 06, 2003 2:32 pm

Commitment and entertainment are prolly my 2 favs...

entertainment mostly because i believe ive played at leat 100 diff drinking orientated games. actually prolly more than that considering anything can become a drinking game.

remember the movie Basketball when the bring the lil kid to the bar and they do shots of tequila for every fight on the Jerry Springer show? absolutely classic oh and yes deadly too! LOL

Tequila: Have you hugged your toilet lately?
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Postby JayM09 » Thu Feb 06, 2003 2:32 pm

nice one rook ;-D

pretty funny
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Postby Homeless » Thu Feb 06, 2003 4:26 pm

LOL men are from Mars and women are...ahhhh who cares where they come from.
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Postby slowkidz » Thu Feb 06, 2003 4:39 pm

Homeless wrote:LOL men are from Mars and women are...ahhhh who cares where they come from.



hehehe......oh! hi honey....ummm...didn't know you were there....
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Postby Homeless » Thu Feb 06, 2003 4:45 pm

Slowkidz wrote:
Homeless wrote:LOL men are from Mars and women are...ahhhh who cares where they come from.



hehehe......oh! hi honey....ummm...didn't know you were there....


Oh she'd kill me !

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Postby Dazedncnfz » Thu Feb 06, 2003 7:15 pm

I got to go with entertainment & flatulence!!!....funny stuff rook!
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