Ten reasons why golf is better than sex:
1. A below par performance is considered good.
2. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
3. It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
4. Foursomes are encouraged.
5. You can still make money doing it as a senior.
6. Three times a day is possible.
7. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else,
8. If you live in Sun City, you can do it every day.
9. You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
.........and best of all
10. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it