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Postby Petey » Thu Feb 06, 2003 5:58 pm

Ten reasons why golf is better than sex:

1. A below par performance is considered good.

2. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

3. It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

4. Foursomes are encouraged.

5. You can still make money doing it as a senior.

6. Three times a day is possible.

7. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else,

8. If you live in Sun City, you can do it every day.

9. You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
.........and best of all

10. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it
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Postby JayM09 » Thu Feb 06, 2003 6:00 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

thats funny petey

nice find ;-D :-D
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Thu Feb 06, 2003 6:56 pm

Foursomes are encouraged
!!!!!!

lol!!...funny stuff there Petey!
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Postby Homeless » Thu Feb 06, 2003 7:11 pm

LOL ;-D :-)
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Postby fntsyrookie » Fri Feb 07, 2003 10:41 am

Good stuff Petey...maybe I should take up golf...
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Postby Slingblade » Fri Feb 07, 2003 1:03 pm

LOL...Great Post ;-D
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Postby kashikis » Fri Feb 07, 2003 1:16 pm

hahaha thats a good one petey.
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Postby VIPER » Fri Feb 07, 2003 9:35 pm

Great Petey....LMAO!!!!! :-b
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