28 types of people you meet.....

[Indy Dragons]

[b]The 28 Types of People You Meet in the Men's Room[/b]

1. EXCITABLE:

Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

2. SOCIABLE:

Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

3. NOSEY:

Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

4. TIMID:

Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal as if he had already, comes back later.

5. INDIFFERENT:

All urinals being used, pisses in the sink.

6. CLEVER:

No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor.

7. WORRIED:

Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

8. FRIVOLOUS:

Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.

9. ABSENT-MINDED:

Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10. CHILDISH:

Pisses directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see the bubbles.

11. SNEAKY:

Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in the next stall will get blamed.

12. PATIENT:

Stands very close for a long time, reads newspaper with free hand.

13. DESPARATE:

Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

14. TOUGH:

Bangs *tool* on side of urinal to dry it.

15. EFFICIENT:

Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

16. FAT:

Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoes.

17. LITTLE:

Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

18. DRUNK:

Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

19. DISGRUNTLED:

Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

20. CONCEITED:

Holds two inch *tool* like a baseball bat.

21. IMPATIENT:

Always in a hurry, pisses down back of guy using urinal in front of him.

22. HUNTER:

Gets out of camper, unzips fly, steps off cliff, never pisses, but does scare the crappola out of himself.

23. WITHDRAWN:

Places feet in urinal, pisses down leg, thus eliminating noise.

24. CROSS-EYED:

Looks into urinal to the left, pisses into one in the center, flushes one on the right.

25. CURIOUS:

Looks over at neighbor, pisses in neighbor's pocket.

26. COMPETITIVE:

Stands back, and challenges others to distance contest.

27. SHOW OFF:

Stands with back to urinal, and slings *tool* over shoulder.

28. CONFUSED:

Woman in wrong washroom wondering what's with the funny sinks.

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If I have to admit, I'd be #4.

[Indy Dragons]

Oops, wrong forum!! What a dufus I am, when the boss is walking towards my cubicle!!

[Arlo]

Ah, the dreaded boss effect...

[slowkidz]

lmao!!

the "Little" one had me crackin up!!!

[JayM09]

pretty good stuff

[fntsyrookie]

Some of these are pretty funny.

[ScreamingWeasel]

I hate to admit it, but I think I might be a #11.

[Homeless]

Haha, hey I wasnt on the list...

Stud, so well hung he has a woman hold it for him.

Yeah right. Im the guy who wears open sandals in summer, then finds out how much spraying I actually do when I pee.

[ScreamingWeasel]

... and as long as I'm a #11, I thought I'd just "sneak" this in here where it doesn't belong.
What can I say. I'm an "11".


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[menyak]

Yeah, I like #11, reminds me of my brother...

Weasel, I wonder what would happen if you and my bro would go for a pee. Could get extremely competitive!