[b]The 28 Types of People You Meet in the Men's Room[/b]
Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal as if he had already, comes back later.
All urinals being used, pisses in the sink.
No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor.
Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
Pisses directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see the bubbles.
Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in the next stall will get blamed.
Stands very close for a long time, reads newspaper with free hand.
Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
Bangs *tool* on side of urinal to dry it.
Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoes.
Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
Holds two inch *tool* like a baseball bat.
Always in a hurry, pisses down back of guy using urinal in front of him.
Gets out of camper, unzips fly, steps off cliff, never pisses, but does scare the crappola out of himself.
Places feet in urinal, pisses down leg, thus eliminating noise.
Looks into urinal to the left, pisses into one in the center, flushes one on the right.
Looks over at neighbor, pisses in neighbor's pocket.
Stands back, and challenges others to distance contest.
27. SHOW OFF:
Stands with back to urinal, and slings *tool* over shoulder.
Woman in wrong washroom wondering what's with the funny sinks.
If I have to admit, I'd be #4.