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Postby Guttpuppy » Mon Mar 03, 2003 11:33 am

American National Pride Day

As we all know, some countries consider it a sin for a man to see a naked woman, who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorism effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not terrorists, demonstrating that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And, since these countries also do not approve of alcohol, a cold 12-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorism sentiment. America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
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Postby fntsyrookie » Mon Mar 03, 2003 11:51 am

This is exactly the type of thing this country needs to route out terrorism. I will gladly become involved!! It is my duty as an American that I gladly except. ;-D
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Postby slowkidz » Mon Mar 03, 2003 11:59 am

I agree!! I am proud to be an American and cherish the opportunity to sit my behind on a chais-lounge in the front yard with some beverages by my side!! and i think all flag-lovin, terrorist hatin americans should also show their support by whistling, clapping and waving green colored paper at all the lil American lovin ladies that they see!!! let's show our support America!! Get those women a-walkin and the terrorists a-gawking!!! ;-D
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Postby Indy Dragons » Mon Mar 03, 2003 12:01 pm

At least, with the weather here in Indianapolis, our beer will stay cold while sitting on the ground!!
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Postby Homeless » Mon Mar 03, 2003 5:05 pm

LOL you havent seen some of the fatties in my neighborhood! There is this one Swedish chick though...OH MY what I wouldnt give....

Calm down Homeless calm down.
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Postby JayM09 » Mon Mar 03, 2003 7:58 pm

wow, now this is something that i could get used to :-D
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Postby SiouxCitySavages » Mon Mar 03, 2003 10:01 pm

Man, I felt that there was nothin more that I could do to help this country in its time of need.....But, dangit, I am very proud to say that I will participate in this showing of National loving of the ladies....

THe only question that remains is....what do I do with all this duck-tape???
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Postby Indy Dragons » Tue Mar 04, 2003 12:21 pm

Dang!! These days sure do seem to be taken longer. It is only Tuesday - how will I ever make it to Saturday?
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Postby JayM09 » Tue Mar 04, 2003 12:27 pm

lol :-D

hang in there indy, it will come soon enough ;-D
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Postby DUKE » Tue Mar 04, 2003 2:03 pm

Homeless wrote:LOL you havent seen some of the fatties in my neighborhood! There is this one Swedish chick though...OH MY what I wouldnt give....

Calm down Homeless calm down.


Sweedish chick. Sounds nice. You can have the fatties homey and I'll take the Sweed ;-D
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