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by **Guttpuppy** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 6:10 pm

For nothing other than sheer boredom.Here's three,chime in with your best.

Yo momma so ugly she make a freight train take a dirt road.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

by **JayM09** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 6:17 pm

oh my god, someone needs to help GP. ;-)

he is starting to lose it. Bring on the football season. ;-D

by **Slingblade** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 6:18 pm

yep he's goin crazy

by **Guttpuppy** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 6:19 pm

Yo mama is so fat when she dances the band skips.
Yo momma so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

by **KnowNothing** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 6:20 pm

Yo Mamma so old, when the Lord said, "Let there be light," she flicked the switch.
Yo Mamma so fat The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo Mamma so fat when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..."
Yo Mamma so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

I have plenty more where those came from.

by **Guttpuppy** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 6:27 pm

Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so fat, when she tries to get outta bed, she rocks herself back to sleep.
Yo mamma so fat she ran outside in a yellow dress all the kids started running after her cause they thought they missed the bus.

by **JayM09** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 6:35 pm

some of these are still funny as hell :-D

by **Guttpuppy** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 6:39 pm

Yo momma is so fat on halloween she says trick or meatloaf.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

by **slowkidz** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 6:40 pm

Yo mama so fat when she was born she gave the hospital stretchmarks!
Yo mama so fat that they're gonna hold the 2004 olympics on her backside!

by **Slingblade** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 6:43 pm

since were tellin jokes heres a good one...

2 kids wake up one morning(there 5 and 7)..the seven year old wakes up and says to the 5year old "im gonna start cussin today"
the 5year old says "yeah thats a good idea, cool". so the 7year old walks in the kitchen and his mother asks him what he wants for breakfast...the 7year old says "i think i'll have those god d@mn cornflakes". so the mother grabs a hold of him and whips his @ss all over the kitchen. the 5year old walks in and the mother asks him what he would like for breakfast and he says
"i dont know but is sure as hell aint gonna be those god d@mn cornflakes....lol

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