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Postby Guttpuppy » Tue Mar 04, 2003 6:45 pm

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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Postby Homeless » Wed Mar 05, 2003 1:52 am

:,-( I love my momma :~(

Yo momma so fat, when she tries to get outta bed, she rocks herself back to sleep.


^^ cracked me up. :-)
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Postby hayesb26 » Wed Mar 05, 2003 6:40 am

haha nice jokes guys ;-D
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Postby kashikis » Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:45 am

AAAHHH yes Yo momma jokes, simply classic!
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Postby VIPER » Wed Mar 05, 2003 11:15 am

NOoooo not the dozens.
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Postby KnowNothing » Wed Mar 05, 2003 12:19 pm

Yo mamma so fat she wakes up in sections.
Yo mamma so fat her ass has its own zip code.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
Yo mamma so fat, when she wears red the kids yell, "HEY KOOL-AID!"
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Postby Petey » Wed Mar 05, 2003 2:29 pm

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo Momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

Yo Momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!!!

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"

Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please."

Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat Her belly button's got an echo.

Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcom X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Wed Mar 05, 2003 5:26 pm

yo mama is so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

yo mama is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper

yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon

yo mama so fat whene her water broke people yelled TITAL WAVE

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo Momma is so fat that all the restaurant in town say Seats 240 people or yo momma

your mama is so fat my dog bit her and died of high cholestrol

your moms so fat we had to take her to sea world to get baptized

yo momma so fat, she triped on Wal-Mart, fell over K-mart, and landed right on Target

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy"

Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Green Peace threw her in!

Yo Momma so Fat, She put on Guess Jean and squeezed an answer out.
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Postby slowkidz » Mon Apr 21, 2003 9:15 pm

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

better late than never....hehehe :-B
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Postby Indy Dragons » Tue Apr 22, 2003 12:03 pm

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.


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http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html


Some real funny ones!!
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