yo momma's so fat when she steps on a scale it says "one at a time please"
yo momma's so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip-flops.
yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car/ strangled herself with a cordless phone.
yo momma's so fat she's got more chins than a hong kong phone book.
lol... classics...

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