Canadian_Cheesehead wrote:I'm eager with anticipation over the next acceptance speech. Hopefully he starts talking in the 4th person.
Well, I 'spose I should do another thank-you speech and whatnot... I would write this in the fourth person, but The 'Cuna isn't entirely sure what that would entail exactly. I'll work on that for my next speech, d00d.
I was preparing to do "The Life of 'Cuna", but it's far too interesting and full of awesome tidbits to tell your friends, that I figured it'd be best to save that for an even grander occasion. Thus, all you get is this.
The 'Cuna's acceptance speech wrote:Thanks d00ds. ;-D
...oh, and the Baseball Cafe isn't worthy of The 'Cuna's presense.
...and some shout outs to everyone I gave shout outs to in my last speech... probably some others too... I'm too lazy to check...
...and to make this acceptance speech as lengthy as any other, here's an essay on The 'Cuna...
Essay on The 'Cuna wrote:An essay on The 'Cuna
In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of The 'Cuna. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of The 'Cuna. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, there are just not enough blues songs written about The 'Cuna. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to the aristocracy, obviously. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into The 'Cuna.
While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread'  she saw clearly into the human heart. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course The 'Cuna bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.
Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is The 'Cuna. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.
Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will primarily be focusing on the Greek-Roman model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.
There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. My personal view is that the cost of living has always depended upon The 'Cuna to a certain extent, but now more that ever. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.
Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing The 'Cuna and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing the two, equally popular approaches to The 'Cuna. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.
Take a moment to consider the words of a legend in their own life time, Xaviera Rock 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.'  I argue that his insight into The 'Cuna provided the inspiration for these great words. If The 'Cuna be the food of politics, play on.
One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires The 'Cuna, and what's more human than politics?
In summary, The 'Cuna parades along man's streets and man waves back. It enlightens our daily lives, invades where necessary and is a joy to behold.
I will leave the last word to the famous Miles J. Fox: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without The 'Cuna.'