Fantasy Football Cafe Forum

by **fntsyrookie** » Fri Mar 07, 2003 10:25 am

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at
his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby
table all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that, if
she accepts it, she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman,
saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the
wine and sends a note over to the man.

The note reads:

"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your
pants."

The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his
own back to her, and it read: "Just so you know, I happen to have
a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 600SL in my garage,
and I have over twenty-five million dollars in the bank. But, not
even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches
off.

JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."