Fantasy Football Cafe Forum

by **DUKE** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 1:10 pm

* A duck's quack doesn't echo and noone knows why

* 90% of all cabbies are recently arrived immigrants

* 35% of people who use personal dating adds for dating are already married

* Women blink twice as much as men

* It is physically impossible to lick your elbow

* No word in the English language rhymes with "month"

* The electric chair was designed by a dentist

* A crocodile cannot stick out it's tongue

* Typewriter is longest word that can be made from only one row on the keyboard

* If Barbie were life-sized, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand 7 feet, 2 inches

* The cigarette lighter was invented before the match

* Americans on avg. eat 18 acres of pizza a day

* The avg. life-span of a Major League baseball is 7 pitches

* I BET ALMOST EVERYONE OF YOU TRIED LICKING YOUR ELBOW :-)

by **fntsyrookie** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 1:20 pm

Nope

I've seen this before and knew to resist the urge to even try.

by **ScreamingWeasel** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 1:23 pm

LOL.
OK. OK. I admit it.
And it's true.

by **JayM09** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 1:33 pm

yeah, slow posted this before

by **chaindog35** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 1:36 pm

i did likc my elbow, of course I did break my upper arm in half first, but it was well worth it.

by **Guttpuppy** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 2:01 pm

I think that some of these are different than in Slow's post,maybe I'm wrong.I did remember the elbow one from his post though...still gonna try it again,nothing to lose!