Printed below is a copy of the Rookie QB Contract proposed by Mike Brown....The kid could earn up to $50 Million their first year!!
$1 million Lead Bengals to Super Bowl win
$50,000 AFC Playoff Appearance
$3 million NFC Playoff Appearance
$75,000 Make Bengals "not suck"
$100,000 Cure for baldness
$40,000 Fill stadium by luring Titans fans with the promise that there will be "lots of down-home banjo pickin' and trucks" every Sunday afternoon. Dress up like Junior Sample in Hee-Haw and serve up "fried critters" to visitors.
$11,000 Call Jamir Miller, Peter Boulware, Jevon Kearse, and Levon Kirkland "wussies" in public before all AFC Central games and challenge each to a "cage match with chainsaws".
$45 Remember to pick up "something nice" for the Brown kids twice a month
$500 Make the Brown "cruisin machine" sparkle inside-and-out
$500,000 Save the Cincinnati City Council from certain death due to a falling meteor while dressed in Underdog costume
$100,000 Let's just say it involves Marge Schott and a hot tub full of Jell-O
$10,000 Sneak down and replace that "Pete Rose" street sign with one that says "The Reds Can Eat My Shorts Avenue"
Id be scared of that 100k bonus........uuuuuugggggghhhhhhh
Last edited by slowkidz on Wed Mar 12, 2003 6:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.