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by **slowkidz** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 6:40 pm

Printed below is a copy of the Rookie QB Contract proposed by Mike Brown....The kid could earn up to $50 Million their first year!!

INCENTIVE TASK
$1 million Lead Bengals to Super Bowl win
$50,000 AFC Playoff Appearance
$3 million NFC Playoff Appearance
$75,000 Make Bengals "not suck"
$100,000 Cure for baldness
$40,000 Fill stadium by luring Titans fans with the promise that there will be "lots of down-home banjo pickin' and trucks" every Sunday afternoon. Dress up like Junior Sample in Hee-Haw and serve up "fried critters" to visitors.

$11,000 Call Jamir Miller, Peter Boulware, Jevon Kearse, and Levon Kirkland "wussies" in public before all AFC Central games and challenge each to a "cage match with chainsaws".

$45 Remember to pick up "something nice" for the Brown kids twice a month

$500 Make the Brown "cruisin machine" sparkle inside-and-out

$500,000 Save the Cincinnati City Council from certain death due to a falling meteor while dressed in Underdog costume

$100,000 Let's just say it involves Marge Schott and a hot tub full of Jell-O

$10,000 Sneak down and replace that "Pete Rose" street sign with one that says "The Reds Can Eat My Shorts Avenue"

Id be scared of that 100k bonus........uuuuuugggggghhhhhhh %-6

by **terpfan** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 6:48 pm

Slowkidz wrote:$11,000 Call Jamir Miller, Peter Boulware, Jevon Kearse, and Levon Kirkland "wussies" in public before all AFC Central games and challenge each to a "cage match with chainsaws".
$45 Remember to pick up "something nice" for the Brown kids twice a month

itd take alot more than 11k to get me to do that!