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Postby Homeless » Thu Mar 13, 2003 12:42 pm

THE EUROPEAN BUNNY AND THE SNAKE

Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest in Europe, there lived an
orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both
were blind from birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and
fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt
you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In
fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the
same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my
mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out
what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake
slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur;
you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony
tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement.
The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you a ll over with my
paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're
smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone, and no
balls........




I'd say you must be French."
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Postby fntsyrookie » Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:20 pm

LOL!! Nice one Homeless!!
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Postby Roseman » Thu Mar 13, 2003 2:17 pm

Being from Canada and knowing many of people of French Distent it is kind of funny because its true.

In Canada the people from Quebec are known for the ability to be crappy drivers

So I have a little tidbit to add to the French Bashing. What is the worst possible driver?




A female oriental person from Quebec!!!
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Postby kashikis » Thu Mar 13, 2003 2:27 pm

lol, good one homey!
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Postby JayM09 » Thu Mar 13, 2003 3:42 pm

nice one homey :-D
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Postby terpfan » Thu Mar 13, 2003 3:45 pm

lol... nice ;-D
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Postby slowkidz » Thu Mar 13, 2003 6:38 pm

lol ;-D
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Postby VIPER » Fri Mar 14, 2003 12:38 am

lol funny.
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