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Postby Homeless » Thu Mar 13, 2003 12:44 pm

THE ELDERLY WEDDING

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: -- "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."


Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please
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Postby JayM09 » Thu Mar 13, 2003 3:38 pm

hehehehheh, nice homey :-)
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Postby terpfan » Thu Mar 13, 2003 3:51 pm

lol hes like a kid in a candy store!
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Postby Slingblade » Thu Mar 13, 2003 4:43 pm

lol...nice post
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Postby slowkidz » Thu Mar 13, 2003 6:37 pm

hehehe
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Postby VIPER » Fri Mar 14, 2003 12:40 am

another funy one Homes. ;-D
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