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Postby Flockers » Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:16 pm

Insider's Guide to the Male Vocabulary
''Haven't I seen you before?'' = ''Nice ass.''
''I'm a Romantic.'' = ''I'm poor.''
''I need you.'' = ''My hand is tired.''
''I am different from all the other guys.'' = ''I am not circumcised.''
''I want a commitment.'' = ''I'm sick of masturbation.''
''You're the only girl I've ever cared about.'' = ''You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me.''
''I really want to get to know you better.'' = ''So I can tell my friends about it.''
''It's just orange juice, try it.'' = ''3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.''
''She's kinda cute.'' = ''I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary.''
''I don't know if I like her.'' = ''She won't sleep with me.''
''I miss you so much.'' = ''I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good.''
''Was it good for you?'' = ''I'm insecure about my manhood.''
''How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?'' = ''Is my penis really that small?''
''I had a wonderful time last night.'' = ''Who the hell are you?''
''Do you love me?'' = ''I've done something stupid and you might find out.''
''Do you 'really' love me?'' = ''I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later.''
''How much do you love me?'' = ''I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now.''
''I have something to tell you.'' = ''Get tested.''
''I'll give you a call.'' = ''I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.''
''I've been thinking a lot.'' = ''You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.''
''I think we should just be friends.'' = ''You're ugly.''
''I've learned a lot from you.'' = ''Next!''
''I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?'' = ''I gotta turn on my answering machine.''
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Postby MadScott » Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:42 pm

;-D
Great stuff Flockers! Eerily true....
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Postby Tiki » Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:56 pm

Lol ;-D. Very funny
Keep it lit.
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Postby aussieboy » Mon Aug 30, 2004 8:14 pm

very nice.
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Postby IRON CHEF » Mon Aug 30, 2004 8:16 pm

lmao ;-D

good stuff
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Postby tman570 » Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:08 pm

lol pretty good stuff....
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Postby portisfan24 » Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:21 pm

haha nice. i like the "I need you= my hand is tired" haha thats awesome
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Postby Flockers » Tue Aug 31, 2004 12:23 pm

''I am different from all the other guys.'' = ''I am not circumcised.''


That is the best. :-b
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Re: Male vocabulary

Postby kashikis » Tue Aug 31, 2004 12:44 pm

Flockers wrote:''I'll give you a call.'' = ''I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.''


lmao, that's hilarious
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Postby Monty » Tue Aug 31, 2004 7:01 pm

I didnt want to quote the one i liked because i think they're all hilarious... Is there any way to block dihall from seeing this? We dont want her to know all these deep secrets
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