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Postby slowkidz » Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:57 pm

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

Do I look like a freakin' people person?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

You! Off my planet!

I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.

Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

Adults are just kids who owe money.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

You look like shit. Is that the style now?

Earth is full. Go home.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Does this condom make me look fat?

I plead contemporary insanity.

And which dwarf are you?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Meandering to a different drummer.

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
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Postby Guttpuppy » Tue Mar 18, 2003 10:03 pm

Slowkidz wrote:If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Yes & then I'll come right back for you to throw it again,it's an endless cycle.It's FUN too!!!

Funny stuff Slow.
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Postby JayM09 » Tue Mar 18, 2003 10:18 pm

pretty good stuff slow
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Postby terpfan » Tue Mar 18, 2003 10:19 pm

Slowkidz wrote: I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.


id swear GP wrote these... ;-)
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Postby fntsyrookie » Wed Mar 19, 2003 8:43 am

There are some pretty good ones in there Slow :-)
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Postby Homeless » Wed Mar 19, 2003 9:56 am

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

Haha nice post slow.
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Postby kashikis » Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:19 am

lol good one slow maybe ill get my friend to make me a t-shirt?!
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Postby Roseman » Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:14 pm

Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after


I have to put this on my voice mail at work!!
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