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Postby slowkidz » Tue Mar 18, 2003 10:12 pm

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
I know it was you.
Crap.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
You want to buy a kitten?
You want to buy a kitten who?
Make pretty pet.
I’m allergic to cats.
Taste good, too?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
You sure you don’t want buy a little kitten?
Yes, I’m sure.
Could make one cute fuzzy glove?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ted Bundy
Ted Bundy who?
Let me in, meat!
No!
I mean… Hello I am Santa Claus.
Yay! Santa!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A Predator drone-launched Hellfire missile.
Saddam, I think it’s for you!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hitler
Hitler who?
Hitler: German, dictator, mass murderer. Little mustache? One testicle? “HEIL ME!” Ring a bell?
I thought you were someone else.
How is that possible? There is only ONE HITLER!
Nope. Went to school with a Nelson Hitler.
You’re just trying to annoy me now.
Do you really have just one testicle?
You’d think I miss it, but I don’t

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
What, and that makes you special?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Some idiot telling you knock, knock jokes. .
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Postby terpfan » Tue Mar 18, 2003 10:20 pm

haha its so dumb its funny!

like most things in life...
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Postby JayM09 » Tue Mar 18, 2003 10:21 pm

must be very bored huh slow.

nice stuff though :-B
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Postby kashikis » Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:15 am

ok slow we need to find you a hobby
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What the hell.... is goin' on.... in the NFL?!
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Postby Homeless » Wed Mar 19, 2003 12:39 pm

Err those suck ! :-)

Heres one my 3 yr old tells me all the time...

Knock knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo who ?
What ya crying for

Now thats a knock knock joke. Excpet for the fact my daughter says all of it and doesnt let the other person say their part heh
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Postby Roseman » Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:00 pm

I never heard a Knock, Knock joke I didnt like..........until now!!

Thanks Slow
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Postby slowkidz » Wed Mar 19, 2003 5:20 pm

cmon...their not that bad!!!

lol...i thought they were pretty good!!!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hitler
Hitler who?
Hitler: German, dictator, mass murderer. Little mustache? One testicle? “HEIL ME!” Ring a bell?
I thought you were someone else.
How is that possible? There is only ONE HITLER!
Nope. Went to school with a Nelson Hitler.
You’re just trying to annoy me now.
Do you really have just one testicle?
You’d think I miss it, but I don’t


i can just hear ppl arguin out in the hall right now!! lol :-B
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Postby cwebb » Thu Mar 20, 2003 9:53 am

Homey, don't forget to laugh at your daughter's jokes, or she might stop laughing when you tell some :-)
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