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Postby Flockers » Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:31 pm

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing.
The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.
The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally the drunk replies, ''No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper."
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Postby creamdoorthirtyniner » Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:36 pm

LMAO!!! That hilarious!!! ;-D :-b ;-) :-] :-)
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Postby BGbootha » Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:06 pm

thanks for making me cry at work. that was great!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Tiki » Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:32 pm

Lol, very funny!! ;-D
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Postby Flockers » Wed Sep 01, 2004 9:36 pm

bgbootha wrote:thanks for making me cry at work. that was great!!!!!!!!!!


Glad to help! ;-D
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Postby portisfan24 » Wed Sep 01, 2004 9:45 pm

hahah thats great.
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Postby tman570 » Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:47 pm

A little sacriligious but pretty funny.
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Postby Poobah » Thu Sep 02, 2004 7:56 am

Good religious jokes are the best!!! nice one, flockers ;-D
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Postby Flockers » Thu Sep 02, 2004 7:00 pm

Poobah, I thought you might like this Religious Joke link. ;-D

http://www.jokes.com/search/results.asp?p=1&k=&c=36&r=0
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Postby MCG321 » Thu Sep 02, 2004 7:23 pm

lol, good one. ;-D
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