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by **Homeless** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 4:58 pm

> CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
> COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
>
> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
> opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
>
> This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The
> man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
> laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
>
> The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
> what he had to say for himself.
> <BR!The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady
> got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a
> sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned.
> Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will
> reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under
> a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly
> contain
> myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a
> sign that said,
> "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...I just lost it.
>
> "CASE DISMISSED!!"