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Postby Homeless » Thu Mar 27, 2003 2:07 am

This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide. The
pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he wanted
it
for. He answered, "I want to kill my wife."



"I'm sorry Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to
understand
under such circumstances I can't sell you any Cyanide."



The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife,
perhaps
the ugliest, meanest woman ever. The pharmacist blushes and replies, "I
am
sorry Sir, I didn't realize you had a prescription."


I want to know where he got a photo of my wife from !! :-o
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Postby kashikis » Thu Mar 27, 2003 8:13 am

lmao! homey your wife is going to kill YOU!

good one ;-D
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No really, I'm not having a bad day.


What the hell.... is goin' on.... in the NFL?!
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Postby Indy Dragons » Thu Mar 27, 2003 12:45 pm

That photo has been going around the 'net for years now! I dated her back in high school, or maybe it was in college after a weekend of partying.
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Postby VIPER » Thu Mar 27, 2003 8:13 pm

Owwwwww...... %-6 !+)
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Postby slowkidz » Thu Mar 27, 2003 8:22 pm

LMAO!!!

and if say anything, i know there will be a slap waitin for me when i get home.... :-b
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Postby hayesb26 » Thu Mar 27, 2003 8:46 pm

hahaa thats great :-D
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Postby JayM09 » Thu Mar 27, 2003 10:54 pm

homey, you better hope your wife doesnt find out about this, or else you are gonna get it. :-D
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Postby Homeless » Fri Mar 28, 2003 12:28 am

JayM09 wrote:homey, you better hope your wife doesnt find out about this, or else you are gonna get it. :-D


Hehe, the trouble is I DONT "get it" so this is my way of relieving the frustration ! :-o when my SILK scarf is at the dry cleaners anyways !
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Postby DUKE » Fri Mar 28, 2003 9:17 am

Homeless wrote:
JayM09 wrote:homey, you better hope your wife doesnt find out about this, or else you are gonna get it. :-D


Hehe, the trouble is I DONT "get it" so this is my way of relieving the frustration ! :-o when my SILK scarf is at the dry cleaners anyways !


disturbingly am LingMAO ;-D
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