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Postby Homeless » Thu Mar 27, 2003 12:45 pm

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet? ?
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It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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Postby Indy Dragons » Thu Mar 27, 2003 12:50 pm

I've seen this before, so I hope your list is up to date.

It is a shame, but I'm sure we don't pay them enough, and their retirement package is really terrible - otherwise they wouldn't have to shoplift, or steal, or other despicable acts.
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Thu Mar 27, 2003 12:53 pm

Indy Dragons wrote:I've seen this before, so I hope your list is up to date.

It is a shame, but I'm sure we don't pay them enough, and their retirement package is really terrible - otherwise they wouldn't have to shoplift, or steal, or other despicable acts.


ditto.....i read this before too....the only thing that makes this worse is , its prob not up to date....so the numbers are prob worse!
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Postby Roseman » Thu Mar 27, 2003 2:04 pm

It is funny but thing like this happen north of the border too. Our Members of Parliment get a good salary anywhere from 60 to 150k not including the PM plus they get expense accounts that cover anything from dinner to hookers a beautiful apartment in downtown Ottawa(paid for) and to top it off they dont have to pay taxes isnt that a nice deal. and they still steal!!!
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Postby Canadian Seahawk » Thu Mar 27, 2003 4:11 pm

I have just sent in my resume. SIGN ME UP..........
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Postby VIPER » Thu Mar 27, 2003 8:11 pm

Canadian Seahawk wrote:I have just sent in my resume. SIGN ME UP..........



LOL....No Doubt!!
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Postby hayesb26 » Thu Mar 27, 2003 8:45 pm

haha agreed!! ;-D
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Postby kashikis » Fri Mar 28, 2003 8:05 am

lol ive seen this before too but its still amusing.
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