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Postby slowkidz » Thu Mar 27, 2003 11:09 pm

For those of you using IM...here's a list of some of the better Away Messages I have seen...

out like a fat chick in a dodge ball game

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ
If you're wondering where the P is, it's trikling down my leg!

Sometimes life seems like a dream...then i look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

I'll be back soon... Unless of course, I get eaten by a pack of rabid squirrels... Oh, no... THEY'RE AFTER ME!! HeLp!!!

Out....Like a midget in a slam dunk contest

It's none of your damn business what I'm doing!

sittin here, drinkin beer, thinkin bout goats...

God made mountains, god made trees, god made you but we all make mistakes.

I just farted and it smells really bad so leave a message and i'll get back to ya when the smell goes away!

OUT...like a deaf kid in Marco Polo.

What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about!? Will we all have to turn ourselves around?

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I fell out of my chair. This might take a while.

Sory speelcheck isnt werking so my speling isnt up too par...

Sitting in a corner thinking about what I have done.

don't drink and drive cus u might spill it

I've been hypnotized by the washing machine.

This space for rent.

playing hide and seek with blind kids.

for more info. press ALT+F4

I'm at Walmart right now riding the ponies. I'll be back when I run out of quaters.

Spinning in my computer chair; be back when i can see straight

A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is y i aint here.
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Postby JayM09 » Thu Mar 27, 2003 11:20 pm

riding the ponies at wal-mart. hahahahhahaha :-D
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Postby Homeless » Fri Mar 28, 2003 12:24 am

out like a fat chick in a dodge ball game


LOL laughed the most at this one, the others were good but that one cracked me up.
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Postby kashikis » Fri Mar 28, 2003 8:22 am

great post slow, but you forgot this classic:

Heck! Golly Gee Willickers!!!

must be your cleveland side shining through! lol :-D
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Postby fntsyrookie » Fri Mar 28, 2003 8:46 am

Out like a fat chick in dodgeball was one of the better ones. I got a good laugh out of it, and now I'm trying to figure out ways I can incorportate it into my day...hehehe.
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Postby Indy Dragons » Fri Mar 28, 2003 11:43 am

Pretty good stuff.

I'm currently looking for some chicks to play dodge ball with!!
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Postby Roseman » Fri Mar 28, 2003 7:21 pm

I am like Out like a midget in a slam dunk contest

but out like a fat chic in a dodge ball game is great too
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Postby VIPER » Sat Mar 29, 2003 12:04 am

LOL Slow. :-b
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Postby terpfan » Sat Mar 29, 2003 10:56 pm

out like a deaf kid in a game of marco polo is good too. :-D

im gonna use that one...
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Postby hayesb26 » Sat Mar 29, 2003 10:59 pm

haha nice ones slow ;-D
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