lol...this is sooo me!!
"It was a sunny Saturday morning, a little before 8:00am, on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing
my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker. "Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee
please!!" I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee".
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more,the man yelled: "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE,
PLEASE!!!" I Finally stopped, turned, looked through the club house window directly at the person with the microphone, Cupped my hands and shouted back;
........"WOULD THE A#$&OLE IN THE CLUB HOUSE KINDLY SHUT H$*L UP AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!!!!"