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by **slowkidz** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:38 pm

lol...this is sooo me!! :-B

"It was a sunny Saturday morning, a little before 8:00am, on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing
my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker. "Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee
please!!" I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee".
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more,the man yelled: "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE,
PLEASE!!!" I Finally stopped, turned, looked through the club house window directly at the person with the microphone, Cupped my hands and shouted back;
........"WOULD THE A#$&OLE IN THE CLUB HOUSE KINDLY SHUT H$*L UP AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!!!!"

by **Indy Dragons** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:58 pm

Funny..............and yet, so sad!

by **kashikis** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:12 pm

lmao i could just picture slow turning and yelling that!

absolutely priceless,wait he didn't make it past the ladies tee!! you know what that means, looks like slow is gonna be playin the rest of the round with his *ahem* hanging out, or with his pants around his ankles.

lets take a vote who likes which punishment lol im an @$$ :-D

by **Homeless** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 4:54 pm

HAHAHAHAHA ;-D

by **fntsyrookie** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 5:28 pm

It's so me too, that's why I don't golf anymore. I hit only two shots consistently. One is a hard, hard slice. The most wicked slice you've ever seen. The other is "The worm burner" If you are unfamiliar with the worm burner let me explain. The ball skims across the top of the grass from anywhere to 1ft to 60 yards.

by **slowkidz** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 5:37 pm

kashikis wrote:lmao i could just picture slow turning and yelling that!

absolutely priceless,wait he didn't make it past the ladies tee!! you know what that means, looks like slow is gonna be playin the rest of the round with his *ahem* hanging out, or with his pants around his ankles.

wow!! this must be one of those universal quiet rules!! i thought only rednex in ohio knew that one...hmmm...

by **VIPER** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 9:26 pm

LMAO!! Us Real Rednecks Down here in LA (that's Lower Alabama

or NW Florida whichever u prefer) def. know that saying.

by **Slingblade** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 10:17 pm

LMAO....funny ass hell

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