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Postby fntsyrookie » Wed Apr 02, 2003 4:13 pm

Some of these are pretty good. :-)

GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. If the chicken WON'T willingly cross the road, we will lead a coalition of the willing to escort it.

COLIN POWELL
This is not about whether inspectors made sure the
chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily.

AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road.
Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.


BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean
by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road
had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.


RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but
I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.


MARTHA STEWART
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was
going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't
you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without having their motives called into question.


KEVIN WIRTH
The chicken crossed the road to prove to the possum it
was possable.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.


CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the
chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.


BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road
move beneath the chicken?

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto
the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
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Postby Canadian Seahawk » Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:00 pm

and all this time I've been sayin', "To get to the other side."
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Postby fntsyrookie » Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:04 pm

Canadian Seahawk wrote:and all this time I've been sayin', "To get to the other side."


8-o

You know what that means according to Jerry Falwell LOL!!
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Postby Canadian Seahawk » Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:20 pm

so does that make me gay for saying that...better yet does that make my wife a lesbian...oh dang....I swear I like chicks.....I mean women.
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Postby Homeless » Wed Apr 02, 2003 6:19 pm

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.


LOL !!
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Postby VIPER » Wed Apr 02, 2003 7:21 pm

lol. :-b
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Postby Indy Dragons » Wed Apr 02, 2003 8:00 pm

Just too many to highlight.

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Postby slowkidz » Wed Apr 02, 2003 10:17 pm

lol...nice!! ;-D
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Postby cwebb » Thu Apr 03, 2003 7:52 am

Because it knew the bus would be too slow! :-D
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Postby terpfan » Fri Apr 04, 2003 10:36 pm

haha the last one put me over the top! lol
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