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Postby slowkidz » Wed Apr 09, 2003 3:34 pm

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to
respond to his commands.

When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started.......the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" and the patients complied by standing up.

After the anthem ...he yelled, "Down Nuts" and they all sat back
down in their seats.

After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered.

When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of
the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!!!" and they all
started booing and cat calling.

Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a
beer and a hot dog ...leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked....... "What in the world
happened?"

The assistant replied..... "Well everything was going just fine
until the vendor walked by and yelled...... "PEANUTS!!"
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Postby Indy Dragons » Wed Apr 09, 2003 6:54 pm

LOL! ;-D
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Postby Slingblade » Wed Apr 09, 2003 6:57 pm

lol...good one
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Postby Homeless » Wed Apr 09, 2003 7:13 pm

hehe !

Sometimes the simple jokes are the funniest.............................................................................................................................................................................................and sometimes theyre not :-)
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Postby terpfan » Wed Apr 09, 2003 8:00 pm

since u cant respond to ur own post... hehehe :-D
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Postby Roseman » Wed Apr 09, 2003 9:09 pm

Good one Slow I thought it was funny
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Postby kashikis » Thu Apr 10, 2003 7:17 am

lol simple but funny :-)
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Postby fntsyrookie » Thu Apr 10, 2003 7:41 am

I thought it was o.k. It put a smile on my face :-)
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