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Postby moochman » Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:43 am

Yeah Sweetness, I am dreading his system. I hate bend but don't breaks, RBBCs, 3 yards and a cloud of dust, and to a lesser extent the WCO. All ribbing aside, good luck this year. I think it's time to close the gap on the Pack and the ViQueens.
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Postby 34=Sweetness » Thu Sep 09, 2004 3:59 pm

moochman wrote:Yeah Sweetness, I am dreading his system. I hate bend but don't breaks, RBBCs, 3 yards and a cloud of dust, and to a lesser extent the WCO. All ribbing aside, good luck this year. I think it's time to close the gap on the Pack and the ViQueens.
At least he didn't bring Shoop with him. Here was an example of a Shoop Series.
Play 1: run the ball up the gut for a yard
Play 2: trys to throw ball, QB gets sacked
Play 3: 2 yard WR screen on 3rd and long
Play 4: Claim the last play was to set up the punt and precede to shank the ball 30 yards.
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Postby 34=Sweetness » Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:02 pm

moochman wrote:Yeah Sweetness, I am dreading his system. I hate bend but don't breaks, RBBCs, 3 yards and a cloud of dust, and to a lesser extent the WCO. All ribbing aside, good luck this year. I think it's time to close the gap on the Pack and the ViQueens.
At least he didn't bring Shoop with him. Here was an example of a Shoop Series.
Play 1: run the ball up the gut for a yard
Play 2: trys to throw ball, QB gets sacked
Play 3: 2 yard WR screen on 3rd and long
Play 4: Claim the last play was to set up the punt and precede to shank the ball 30 yards.
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Postby Ek » Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:41 pm

Here's what the Lions have got:

- A bad O-Line
- An average defense (I'm being a little generous here)

However, they will overcome these (according to a lot of "experts") factors because they have:

- An unproven running back
- Two unproven wide recievers
- An unproven quarterback (who has had multiple chances to prove himself).

Oy.

The Bears will win this one, and despite that Lions bashing, both Bears and Lions pass up the Vikings, who are the worst team in the NFL over the last ten games that have been played. I'm in.
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Postby emaja » Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:16 pm

34=Sweetness wrote:At least he didn't bring Shoop with him. Here was an example of a Shoop Series.
Play 1: run the ball up the gut for a yard
Play 2: tries to throw ball, QB gets sacked
Play 3: 2 yard WR screen on 3rd and long
Play 4: Claim the last play was to set up the punt and precede to shank the ball 30 yards.


Nah, Sweetness, you forgot the play where the QB throws the ball to the RB that has already fallen down.

But, look on the bright side, John Shoop is now the QB coach for Tampa Bay where he gets to coach the QB that he didn't want to draft - Chris Sims. Now that's justice.
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Postby Hugh M. Griz » Fri Sep 10, 2004 1:14 am

Just tripped over this thread ... count me in with the Monsters. Be the last time this season they're sitting unbeaten, but I'll enjoy seeing all those kitty bags for a week.
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Postby moochman » Fri Sep 10, 2004 1:42 am

Ek wrote:Here's what the Lions have got:

- A bad O-Line
- An average defense (I'm being a little generous here)

However, they will overcome these (according to a lot of "experts") factors because they have:

- An unproven running back
- Two unproven wide recievers
- An unproven quarterback (who has had multiple chances to prove himself).

Oy.


At least DaBears can rest easy with:
-A new offensive system led by;
-A QB with 3 games started under his belt
-A RB who hasn't held a job in his 2 previous places of enployment
-A WR corps that most Chicagoans couldn't name
-A new head coach, named after a Gilliagan's Island character no less, with a extremely inexperienced coaching staff
-And a new D coordinator

Can I change my challenge? I don't want a paper bag but I do need a Depends, because I just wet myself from laughing at the monster of the Midway.
To quote Lushcrush-"Bring it". ;-D
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Postby 34=Sweetness » Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:08 pm

Time of reckoning in 14 hours. Come on bear fans!
WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!!!!!

I still have no idea what that commercial means
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Postby Mustangs989 » Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:27 pm

I look forward to seeing those paperbags on you bear fans !+)
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Postby 34=Sweetness » Sun Sep 12, 2004 6:30 pm

Shutup. I cursed it, I was talking junk right before the blocked FG to mustangs in the fantasyfootballchat (which is awesome and I recommend it to everyone.)
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