by Wesley Walker » Tue Sep 07, 2004 10:02 pm
C-Mart is gonna make Rudi J look like the blithering gimp he is. The Jets D is going to knock Carson Palmer (Heisman Pretty Boy) into the last decade so that he wakes up Monday morning with a cheeseball Kenny Anderson mustache. The Bangles will walk like Egyptioans into the Jets trap, be cinched up in a burlap sack with a pile of rocks, and be tossed into the Ohio River to drown, like all worthless cats ought to be.