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Postby Homeless » Mon Apr 14, 2003 10:55 am

You think you're smart!?

(1) There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the
participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is
it?

(2) What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

(3) Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for
several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year.
What are the only two perennial vegetables?



(4) Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the
team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?

(5) What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

(6) In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear
inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it
hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

(7) Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw." They
are all common. Name two of them.

(8) There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name
half of them?

(9) Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers?"

(10) There are seven ways a baseball player can legally reach first base
without getting a hit. Taking a base on balls-a walk-is one way. Name the
other six.



(11) It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned,
processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it?

(12) Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin
with the letter "S."


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"Answers To Quiz"

1. Boxing.

2. Niagara Falls. The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year
because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.



3. Asparagus and rhubarb.

4. Baseball.



5. Strawberry.
( I guessed banana and I still think I'm right, Joe M.)

6. The pear grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds
when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left
in place for the whole growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are
snipped off at the stems.

7. Dwarf, dwell, and dwindle.

8. Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question
mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and
ellipses.



9. In Minnesota. The team was originally known as the Minneapolis Lakers
and kept the name when they moved west.

10. Batter hit by a pitch; passed ball; catcher interference; catcher
drops third strike; fielder's choice; and being designated as a pinch
runner.

11. Lettuce.



12. Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, snowshoes, stockings
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Postby fntsyrookie » Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:52 am

That's a nice little quiz there Homie. ;-D
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Postby Indy Dragons » Mon Apr 14, 2003 12:16 pm

Glad to see that I got about 1/2 of them correct.


Good one!! ;-D
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Postby Roseman » Mon Apr 14, 2003 1:32 pm

Great quiz Homey really makes you think about some of them. I am happy to say I got most of them but i cam also admit some of them I had no clue. Like the perennial vegtables.
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Postby kashikis » Mon Apr 14, 2003 4:17 pm

i only missed three that aint bad damn vegetables.
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What the hell.... is goin' on.... in the NFL?!
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Postby Arlo » Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:15 pm

So dweeb isn't one of those three words? :-)
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Postby Slingblade » Mon Apr 14, 2003 8:50 pm

Arlo wrote:So dweeb isn't one of those three words? :-)


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