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Postby slowkidz » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:04 pm

Church Bulletin Bloopers

-Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

-The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

-Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions.
She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

-The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.

-Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine.
Name: Bertha Belch.
Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."
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Postby Homeless » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:15 pm

Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."


LOL Big Bertha !!
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:27 pm

Homeless wrote:
Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."


LOL Big Bertha !!


oh god!...ditto!!...i had to read it to the girfriend .....after i was to stop laughing!! :-D
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Postby Indy Dragons » Thu Apr 17, 2003 6:28 am

Oh my, Big Bertha makes a comeback!!


LMAO!!!!

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Postby kashikis » Thu Apr 17, 2003 10:06 am

Bertha's back and with a vengeance!
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Postby Roseman » Thu Apr 17, 2003 10:21 am

Bertha must have some killer lungs if we can hear her Belch all the way from Africa. lol
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