Whoopsy!

[slowkidz]

Church Bulletin Bloopers

-Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

-The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

-Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions.
She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

-The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.

-Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine.
Name: Bertha Belch.
Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."

[Homeless]

Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."

LOL Big Bertha !!

[Dazedncnfz]

Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."

LOL Big Bertha !!

oh god!...ditto!!...i had to read it to the girfriend .....after i was to stop laughing!!

[Indy Dragons]

Oh my, Big Bertha makes a comeback!!


LMAO!!!!

[kashikis]

Bertha's back and with a vengeance!

[Roseman]

Bertha must have some killer lungs if we can hear her Belch all the way from Africa. lol