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Postby Homeless » Fri Apr 18, 2003 2:04 pm

An American, a Dutchman and a Frenchman are in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death!

However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

The Dutchman was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Frenchman was next up. After watching the Dutchman in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."

But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Frenchman was soon led away whimpering loudly (as they do, being the rancid wimps that they are).

The American was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," the American replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. "And your second wish, what is it to be?" the Sheik asked.

The American replied: "Tie the Frenchman to my back."


This one just made me crack up. ;-D
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Postby fntsyrookie » Fri Apr 18, 2003 2:33 pm

LMAO!! That's a good one. ;-D
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Postby DUKE » Fri Apr 18, 2003 2:36 pm

Ha,Ha.! The French have been taking a lot of Lashings here at the Cafe! ;-D
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Postby hayesb26 » Fri Apr 18, 2003 3:13 pm

hahaha nice one :-)
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Postby kashikis » Fri Apr 18, 2003 3:14 pm

lol thats a good one poor french dude! :-)
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Sun Apr 20, 2003 11:54 am

kashikis wrote:lol thats a good one poor french dude! :-)


LMAO!!!!...screw the french!...he should of asked for 200 lashes!
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Postby Indy Dragons » Mon Apr 21, 2003 7:34 am

Funny, and not as long as I thought it would be.

I would have asked to have the Sheik's wife tied to my back!!
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Postby slowkidz » Mon Apr 21, 2003 7:53 am

hehehe

nice!! ;-D
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