Funny - I think I could make a comment on most of them, but here some:
Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done.
Half the people I work with fit in here!!
Never get overly excited about a man/woman by just the way they look from behind.
I've fallen for this one a few times myself - don't let it happen to you!
Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
Happens to me all the freaking time!
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Hope it doesn't look as bad as Nick Nolte's mug shot, from his last arrest!!