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Postby canned fuego » Fri Sep 10, 2004 1:11 pm

thats really funny....


not funny, i dropped or traded Portis in three leagues. Now my #1 is Sam Gash in one league.

Screw sportsline.
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Postby freewaydog3 » Fri Sep 10, 2004 5:45 pm

canned fuego wrote:
thats really funny....


not funny, i dropped or traded Portis in three leagues. Now my #1 is Sam Gash in one league.

Screw sportsline.


now thats the funniest thing i have heard all day. good luck to you
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Postby kanezfan11 » Fri Sep 10, 2004 5:48 pm

canned fuego wrote:
thats really funny....


not funny, i dropped or traded Portis in three leagues. Now my #1 is Sam Gash in one league.

Screw sportsline.


Sorry to say it but that's hilarious. :-b
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Postby Monty » Fri Sep 10, 2004 5:53 pm

canned fuego wrote:
thats really funny....


not funny, i dropped or traded Portis in three leagues. Now my #1 is Sam Gash in one league.

Screw sportsline.


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Postby Canacuna » Fri Sep 10, 2004 5:56 pm

If you dropped Portis in those five minutes without doing any research beforehand... no remorse from The 'Cuna for you. Why would you cut him - even if he's out for eight weeks, he'll still be around for several more and the all-important playoff weeks.

If you tried trading Portis while believing he was injured (or trying to screw someone over), you got what you deserved, (insert obsenity here).
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Postby IRON CHEF » Fri Sep 10, 2004 5:58 pm

As much as he might have deserved it, I still feel bad for him. I mean, Gash? I'm not sure if you are kidding or not, because if Gash was your #2 beforehand I don't know how much I like your chances.
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Postby Monty » Fri Sep 10, 2004 6:06 pm

IRON CHEF wrote:As much as he might have deserved it, I still feel bad for him. I mean, Gash? I'm not sure if you are kidding or not, because if Gash was your #2 beforehand I don't know how much I like your chances.


I dont feel bad for him because he must have the WORST team ever even before he got rid of Portis, because if he would drop/trade Portis because he's out for 8 weeks then he's probably someone who pick up Dayne as his #1 because he had a sick PRE-season game...

Drafting Portis in a Pay-for-Player League: 5$
Drafting Gash in a Pay-for-Player League: 0.03$
Dropping Portis and having Gash as your #1 RB: Priceless
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Postby canned fuego » Fri Sep 10, 2004 6:21 pm

canned fuego needs to recant the previous reports stating that he had dropped Clinton Portis in three different leagues.

We seriously apologize for our error.

*We would also like to take this moment to express the opinion that anyone with Sam Gash on their fantasy football roster should cease playing the game immediately, or, contact me about the open slot in my league next year.
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Postby nebbie2004 » Fri Sep 10, 2004 6:26 pm

canned fuego wrote:canned fuego needs to recant the previous reports stating that he had dropped Clinton Portis in three different leagues.

We seriously apologize for our error.

*We would also like to take this moment to express the opinion that anyone with Sam Gash on their fantasy football roster should cease playing the game immediately, or, contact me about the open slot in my league next year.


haha, too funny!
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Postby 34=Sweetness » Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:40 pm

canned fuego wrote:canned fuego needs to recant the previous reports stating that he had dropped Clinton Portis in three different leagues.

We seriously apologize for our error.

*We would also like to take this moment to express the opinion that anyone with Sam Gash on their fantasy football roster should cease playing the game immediately, or, contact me about the open slot in my league next year.
LOL you totally faked the Cuna and Monty out old school.
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