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Postby Homeless » Tue May 13, 2003 9:27 pm

We love facts and evidence. Finally... here is the truth about nutrition:

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than do
the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills
you. :-o
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Postby slowkidz » Wed May 14, 2003 8:02 am

hehehe.....from now on im gonna be walkin around saying "No hablo english" and "no se nada"!! lol
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Postby Roseman » Wed May 14, 2003 10:20 am

That is incentive to learn a new language and move to another country. Maybe some place that is hot all year around and there is a lot of Hot women running around in bikinis all the time!!!
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Postby Canadian Seahawk » Wed May 14, 2003 10:42 am

would ebonics count as english.....
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Postby Roseman » Wed May 14, 2003 2:49 pm

I think we are Okay C-Hawk we dont speak english we speak Canadian EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby thelongestyard » Wed May 14, 2003 4:05 pm

Americans eat a lot of Pie, and worry little about heart attacks while doing so....
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Postby terpfan » Wed May 14, 2003 4:12 pm

lol no quiero un atake de corozon... (something like that)
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Postby slowkidz » Wed May 14, 2003 5:42 pm

terpfan wrote:lol no quiero un atake de corozon... (something like that)


lol

yo quiero taco bell
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