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Postby terpfan » Wed May 14, 2003 8:30 pm

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Postby slowkidz » Wed May 14, 2003 8:32 pm

Those wacky canucks!! hehehe :-B


and on a sidenote...does this mean Arlo is really a closet canadien???? hmmm :-/
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Postby Roseman » Wed May 14, 2003 8:38 pm

I think I have to comment on both those articules.

1st Hay when you drink this much Beer and your asked a question like religion what do you think the answer is going to be?

2nd I told you guy before we had warships the is the War Canoe I was talking about and guys all thought I was joking!!!!
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Wed May 14, 2003 8:41 pm

CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT...
CANADA HAS A WARSHIP?
Oh Right, and Switzerland Has Nuclear Weapons

Arabian Sea (SatireWire.com) — Canadian television reported Friday that a Canadian warship in the Arabian Sea had seized a tanker suspected of smuggling oil from Iraq, leading many to suspect that the report was a hoax.

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The Halifax Class frigate Vancouver.
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"You're kidding, right? Canada has a warship?" asked U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. "Like for war?

"Does Canada know?" he added.

"Nobody was more stunned than we were," said Kali Omari, first mate of the seized vessel. "We saw this frigate steaming toward us, and we were worried, but then we saw the maple leaf on the flag, and we thought, 'Oh, Canadians. What the hell do they want?'"

When an officer of the HMCS Vancouver announced that the tanker was about to be boarded, the crew of the detained ship was confused, said Omari, but their confusion quickly turned to anger when they saw what the Canadians sailors were carrying.

"They were armed. With guns," said Omari. "Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?"

"They were pretty rude, too," Omari added. "They started asking us all sorts of questions, like 'Where did that oil come from?' But first we wanted to know who gave them the damn warship."


According to Canadian defense officials, the Vancouver is one of four frigates deployed in the region to assist in the U.S.-led Afghanistan conflict. The tanker was stopped, officials said, because its cargo of crude oil violated United Nations sanctions, which prohibit Iraq from selling oil unless in exchange for food and medicine.

The U.N. said the incident is already under investigation, and promised swift action against those found responsible for giving the Canadians guns. Initial findings indicate that the Vancouver crew may have been watching too many American television shows.



im sorry!!!!...i have to quote the whole thing!!!!!....im in tear !!!!!!ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!.....oh god my stomach hurts!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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Postby JayM09 » Wed May 14, 2003 8:48 pm

yeah, that warship one was funny as hell.

great find terp. hahahahha ;-D
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Postby Homeless » Wed May 14, 2003 9:12 pm

ROTFLMAO !!! the warship one is a killer ! Eh
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Postby kashikis » Thu May 15, 2003 9:14 am

LMAO!!!

thats great i dyin over here! ;-D :-D
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