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Postby Petey » Thu May 15, 2003 1:08 pm

This is a true story. An elderly Florida lady did her
>> shopping, and upon
>> returning to her car, found four males in the act of
>> leaving with her vehicle.
>>
>> She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
>> proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have
>> a gun, and I know how to use it! Getout of the car!"
>> The four men didn't wait for a second invitation.
>>
>> They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat
>> shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
>> the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.
>> She
>> was so shaken that she could not get her key into the
>> ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on
>> her why. A few minutes later she found her own car
>> parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded
>> her bags intothe car and then drove to the police
>> station.
>>
>> The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore
>> himself in two with laughter. He pointed to the other
>> end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting
>> a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as
>> white, less than five feet tall,
>> glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large
>> handgun. No charges were filed.
>>
>> ..AH, SENIOR MOMENTS
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Thu May 15, 2003 1:43 pm

i heard this one before....that is a riot! :-D
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Postby fntsyrookie » Thu May 15, 2003 1:46 pm

LOL!! That's pretty good.
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Postby Homeless » Thu May 15, 2003 1:50 pm

LOL super funny ! ;-D
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Postby joester » Thu May 15, 2003 4:33 pm

That is teh funniest thing ive ever heard in my life
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Postby terpfan » Thu May 15, 2003 6:40 pm

hahaha :-D
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Postby Roseman » Thu May 15, 2003 8:10 pm

Errrr Granny with a Gun. Just what a senior citizen needs you know the eyes dont work as well as they use too. The hands are not as sturdy and a touch of Alzhiemers setting in!!!
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Postby Nero » Thu May 22, 2003 12:44 pm

is this for real?
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