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by Petey » Thu May 15, 2003 1:08 pm This is a true story. An elderly Florida lady did her
>> shopping, and upon
>> returning to her car, found four males in the act of
>> leaving with her vehicle.
>>
>> She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
>> proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have
>> a gun, and I know how to use it! Getout of the car!"
>> The four men didn't wait for a second invitation.
>>
>> They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat
>> shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
>> the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.
>> She
>> was so shaken that she could not get her key into the
>> ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on
>> her why. A few minutes later she found her own car
>> parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded
>> her bags intothe car and then drove to the police
>> station.
>>
>> The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore
>> himself in two with laughter. He pointed to the other
>> end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting
>> a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as
>> white, less than five feet tall,
>> glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large
>> handgun. No charges were filed.
>>
>> ..AH, SENIOR MOMENTS
