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Postby Homeless » Fri May 16, 2003 7:18 pm

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.

"Billy"

"And what is your question, Billy?"

I have three questions. First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Larry"

"And what is your question?"


"I have five questions. First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? and Fifth - what happened to Billy?"


:-o
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Postby terpfan » Fri May 16, 2003 7:21 pm

hahahaha... poor billy! :-D
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Fri May 16, 2003 7:25 pm

good one homey! ;-D
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Postby Canadian Seahawk » Fri May 16, 2003 8:02 pm

LOL........I don't keep in touch with politcs...too many arguements...........do most Americans like her??????????? sorry to sound like a dumb canuck,
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Postby Homeless » Fri May 16, 2003 8:29 pm

Canadian Seahawk wrote:LOL........I don't keep in touch with politcs...too many arguements...........do most Americans like her??????????? sorry to sound like a dumb canuck,


New York likes her, she is one of their senators !

Talk is that she will run for president in the next 8 years. She will likely have as good a shot as anyone from the dems at winning too ! god forbid.
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Postby hayesb26 » Sat May 17, 2003 4:41 pm

i wonder if bill will become 1st lady? ;-7 ;-)
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Postby cwebb » Sun May 18, 2003 6:17 am

Good thing for her she didn't get divorced. A woman who divorced from a former president should have a very hard time running for president, but now...
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Postby Slingblade » Sun May 18, 2003 4:53 pm

hayesb26 wrote:i wonder if bill will become 1st lady? ;-7 ;-)


lol
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Postby terpfan » Sun May 18, 2003 6:05 pm

hayesb26 wrote:i wonder if bill will become 1st lady? ;-7 ;-)

that would be pretty funny :-D
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Postby kashikis » Mon May 19, 2003 8:52 am

poor billy (yeah both of them) :-o
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