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Postby kanezfan11 » Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:40 pm

Reuters wrote:XXL Bra Sparks Hunt for Heavy Crooks

Wed Sep 15, 7:42 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!



BERLIN (Reuters) - Police in the western German city of Aachen are searching for an obese couple who have been sneaking into an apartment building to use a woman's private dryer.



The only evidence police found was an oversized XXL bra and a jumbo pair of men's underpants left behind in the dryer. The owner had been on alert for the intruders since receiving a 500-euro ($600) electricity bill, police said.


Then one night she heard the dryer on and went into the basement to investigate. There was no one in sight but she found the bra and shorts left in mid-cycle. "The clothes are XXL so we are looking for a culprit of that size," a police spokesman said.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040915/od_nm/odd_germany_pants_dc
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Postby portisfan24 » Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:42 am

haha wow is going to jail for B and E really worth the money for a laundromat?
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Postby Monty » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:54 am

hahaha, i bet not too many people fit their description
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Postby Flux » Thu Sep 16, 2004 8:09 am

Monty wrote:hahaha, i bet not too many people fit their description


if this were in the US i would disagree ;-7
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Postby Redskins Win » Thu Sep 16, 2004 8:11 am

Monty wrote:hahaha, i bet not too many people fit their description


Fit there underware :-o
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Postby Rico The Retard » Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:09 pm

it is probably rosie o donnel
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Postby Monty » Thu Sep 16, 2004 5:21 pm

Flux wrote:
Monty wrote:hahaha, i bet not too many people fit their description


if this were in the US i would disagree ;-7


sorry... i was trying to be sarcastic (I doesnt work too well on the computer)
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Postby terpfan » Thu Sep 16, 2004 9:09 pm

i bet its a couple of skinny people. its the perfect crime! :-)
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Postby kanezfan11 » Thu Sep 16, 2004 9:13 pm

terpfan wrote:i bet its a couple of skinny people. its the perfect crime! :-)


Haha, they'd have to change the description to a couple with baggy pants and suspenders with a woman's bra who doesn't work.
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Postby Arlo » Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:57 am

terpfan wrote:i bet its a couple of skinny people. its the perfect crime! :-)

I was just thinking along those lines. If the briefs don't fit... :-D
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