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Breaking News - Hambrick is Fat

Postby Flux » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:55 am

fanball wrote:THE NEWS

When running back Troy Hambrick joined the Cardinals via trade last month, he weighed in at 260 pounds, roughly 30 pounds above his listed playing weight, according to the Arizona Republic. He also forced the Raiders to deal him by skipping a practice shortly before he was traded.


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Someone should inspect Troy's Gatoraid bottle, as we have a feeling he might have replaced the liquid thirst quencher with a gallon of gravy.


I thought this was funny, and they spelled GatorADE wrong.

I have no idea why ARI traded for him, he wont do a thing this year. Maybe they want to move him to o-line
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Re: Breaking News - Hambrick is Fat

Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Thu Sep 16, 2004 8:45 am

Flux wrote:I have no idea why ARI traded for him, he wont do a thing this year. Maybe they want to move him to o-line


You might be on to something there Flux - He could be getting close to three bills now. }:-)
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Postby BrutallyHuge » Thu Sep 16, 2004 9:01 am

Maybe Arizona had some leftover muffins in the locker room that they needed to get rid of.
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Postby kanezfan11 » Thu Sep 16, 2004 9:03 am

BrutallyHuge wrote:Maybe Arizona had some leftover muffins in the locker room that they needed to get rid of.


Haha... I'd buy him a life-time supply of Twinkies to retire TODAY.
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:13 pm

Wouldn't it be awesome if Emmitt held on to the job the whole year and rushed for like 1,300 yards?

Seriously though, Hambrick looked so good in limited time during his rookie year. What the heck happened? He talks smack about Emmitt and the job in Dallas and all the sudden the guy is a walking piece of lard.
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Postby proKrastinate » Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:22 pm

and still behind emmitt
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Postby Daddymike59 » Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:28 pm

And I thought it was just TV that added the extra 30 pounds. Maybe it's just that Cardinal uniform makes him "look" fat
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Postby Teck » Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:38 pm

Yeah
I picked him up I think last year
expecting him to do something.. boy was I wrong
and look at him this year
why doesn't he go to a team that needs him.. like in nfl europe or something.. bring the xfl back
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Postby hawksfan896 » Thu Sep 16, 2004 5:11 pm

Teck wrote:Yeah
I picked him up I think last year
expecting him to do something.. boy was I wrong
and look at him this year
why doesn't he go to a team that needs him.. like in nfl europe or something.. bring the xfl back


At this point I don't think he could hold He Hate Me's jockstrap.
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Postby awwchrist » Thu Sep 16, 2004 5:13 pm

Pull a Family guy, attach that twinkie to a string, tie it on the end of a plunger, stick it to his head, and watch him run for 1500+.
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