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Postby Petey » Tue May 20, 2003 8:33 am

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
>> > ~ Jack Handy
>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
>> > ~Frank Sinatra
>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
>> > ~ Ernest Hemingway
>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
>> > ~ Henny Youngman
>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think
>>not."
>> > ~ Stephen Wright
>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"!
>> > ~ Brian O'Rourke
>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
>> > ~ Benjamin Franklin
>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of
>>mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
>> > ~ Dave Barry
>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!
>> > ~ "Unknown"
>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation
>>in a can!
>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of
>>Cheers.
>> >
>> > One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo
>>Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
>> > "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as
the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Tue May 20, 2003 8:42 am

LMAO!!!!....great post petey!
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Postby CVhawk » Tue May 20, 2003 8:43 am

I was wondering why I feel like a genius all the time.LOL!
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Postby Guttpuppy » Tue May 20, 2003 8:46 am

Ahh the logic of Cliff Clavin,I love Cheers.

Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got;
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to be where you can see,
Our troubles are all the same;
You want to be where everybody knows your name.
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Postby Homeless » Tue May 20, 2003 10:49 am

LMAO !! HAHA

Great post !

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
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Postby Roseman » Tue May 20, 2003 12:25 pm

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
>> > ~ Ernest Hemingway



So thats why I drink so much....................j/k

All I can say to this post really is....................CHEERS
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Re: Beer is good

Postby Canadian Seahawk » Tue May 20, 2003 12:43 pm

[quote="petey
>> > "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
>> > ~Frank Sinatra
>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > "."[/quote]


I love beer....
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Postby DUKE » Tue May 20, 2003 1:02 pm

I like the 24 hrs in a day....24 beers/ case one is classic.


Beer Rules! I was gonna try and take this noche off, but this thread has given me another reason to pop a cold one when I get home. Thanks Petey ;-D
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Postby cwebb » Wed May 21, 2003 3:58 am

Get me another beer! Drinking beer, how could it be wrong when it feels sooo good?
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Postby kashikis » Wed May 21, 2003 8:45 am

i read the title of this post and was like ok, DUH! but this is a great post, i love it.

you can never go wrong with beer it truly is the nectar of the gods... think of it this way if god wasnt drunk then how could he have made ugly people? if he is almighty then he must have been drunk and just put them together wrong or something.... oh well CHEERS fellas!!!

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