My problem is apparently being a decent GM and a lame coach.
The bench guys I drafted in the mid-late rounds include:
Chambers (actually FA pickup)
They've heavily outscored my starters (led by the inimitable Deuce and Jamal
) both weeks and I'm 0-2. My week 2 bench points would have been high in the league, and my starters lost by 1 point.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.