My formal protest to the Commissioner of the OAFFL

[IdiotBoy]

Dear Mr. Commissioner,

I would like to request an asterisk be placed beside the wins of the Time Haters. As it appears, with videotaped evidence, the referees failed to make a critical call in Monday night's game. It is clear without a shadow of a doubt that:
1. Terrell Owens did not have possesion of the football,
2. His knee hit the ground before the ball crossed the goalline,
3. The referee's contact lenses were on back-order and
4. Mike Tice is an idiot.

I will concede the loss, as it were. However, I demand that Crites bear this shameful burden for eternity. It is only fair that the world know that had the referees or Mike Tice actually done their jobs correctly, this atrocity may have been avoided.

Thank you,
Signed
Splinter
Head Coach of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Football Players
Outlaws of Architecture Fantasy Football League

As the final score stares me in the face, 51-49, it sickens me. Minnesota's defense held T.O. off sooooo well in last night's game....and then with mere minutes remaining in my victory, the atrocious call that brought my world crashing down around me was critically blown. What is wrong with the world today???? :cry:

[BrutallyHuge]

Put this in the whining forum, whiner.

[Birdman]

Get over it guy. They made the call. It's not the first or the last bad call in sports. Just part of the game.

[sexual_chocolate]

You'd be celebrating if Owens was on your roster.

Change your screen name to WENDY WHINER.

[East Bay Ray]

It hurts, but thats part of the game. Sometimes you get the calls, sometimes you dont.

[IdiotBoy]

apparently, some people don't know humor when they see it....

sorry, I disturbed you all....damn

[awwchrist]

I see your attempt. Don't worry, it's not a total loss.

[Cornbread Maxwell]

Idiot Boy - dont take offense. A lot of these guys are still trying to come to grips with their own losses this past week.

Sorry to hear about your luck.

[IdiotBoy]

yeah...it's my second close loss in a row, too. They're right when they say that the close losses are the hardest to take.

[Birdman]

Idiotboy, sorry about the losses, and last night's was def a tough one for you.

I replied the way I did, cause your post looked very serious to me. Humor is hard to detect over the internet.