Dear Mr. Commissioner,
I would like to request an asterisk be placed beside the wins of the Time Haters. As it appears, with videotaped evidence, the referees failed to make a critical call in Monday night's game. It is clear without a shadow of a doubt that:
1. Terrell Owens did not have possesion of the football,
2. His knee hit the ground before the ball crossed the goalline,
3. The referee's contact lenses were on back-order and
4. Mike Tice is an idiot.
I will concede the loss, as it were. However, I demand that Crites bear this shameful burden for eternity. It is only fair that the world know that had the referees or Mike Tice actually done their jobs correctly, this atrocity may have been avoided.
Head Coach of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Football Players
Outlaws of Architecture Fantasy Football League
As the final score stares me in the face, 51-49, it sickens me. Minnesota's defense held T.O. off sooooo well in last night's game....and then with mere minutes remaining in my victory, the atrocious call that brought my world crashing down around me was critically blown. What is wrong with the world today???? :cry: