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Postby Petey » Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:02 pm

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC


If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC


Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's
"Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia


No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her crap.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC


To do is to be. - Descartes
To be is to do. - Voltaire
Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra
Men's restroom
Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ


At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ


It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust
on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ


Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MO



If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York, New York.

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX



Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ



No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA
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Postby slowkidz » Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:13 pm

lol...funny!! :-B
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:39 pm

lol...good stuff petey! ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Jun 05, 2003 6:42 pm

good one, Petey..lol
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Postby Homeless » Thu Jun 05, 2003 6:55 pm

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her crap.


LOL Classic and so true !
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Postby Canadian Seahawk » Thu Jun 05, 2003 8:44 pm

those are good,,,,here is a not so good one I've seen recently..

no matter how much you shake and dance
the last drop always lands in your pants

above a urinal^^
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Postby slowkidz » Thu Jun 05, 2003 8:48 pm

one i saw at a truck stop bathroom...

"Flush twice...It's a long way to the kitchen!"

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Postby hayesb26 » Fri Jun 06, 2003 5:57 am

Slowkidz wrote:
"Flush twice...It's a long way to the kitchen!"




hahahha nice one slow ;-D
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Postby kashikis » Fri Jun 06, 2003 6:43 am

lol funny stuff guys
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What the hell.... is goin' on.... in the NFL?!
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Postby fntsyrookie » Fri Jun 06, 2003 7:40 am

LOL. Good stuff.
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