Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
"Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her crap.
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
To do is to be. - Descartes
To be is to do. - Voltaire
Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra
Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ
At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust
on the back of a bus,
Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MO
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
New York, New York.
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA